What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:17
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
How does Taylor Swift make sure that she doesn’t show her uterus to her audience and fans?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Do ya think Taylor Swift worships the devil?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Shameless vixen! Trollop!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …